Job Hunting: L-Bling Styles

29 01 2009

Music: new Animal Collective!!!

I got on the plane (finally).

I got off the plane and officially arrived in Brisbane (finally!)

I waited two days (patiently) and (finally!!) became reunited with Leah and Natalie.

Now that I am here in Brisbane it’s time to get down to business!  Time to get a job so that I can do all the things that look amazing and buy all the clothes that look sweet and buy all those veggiemite rolls I drool over at the bakery and drink all those alcoholic beverages that I drink at the club and all those other things that money buys.

Day One of Job Hunt:

Leah and I set out in cute “please hire me” outfits (purple dress and purple shoes) that we were convinced would get us jobs absolutely immediately. 

Looking at our pen drawn map by Nat we made it half way to the train station.

“Hey Leah, do you have your resume?”

“No.”

“Don’t you think you’ll need that?”

“Yah.”

Turn around, come back.

We make into the city after a nostalgic train ride that reminds us of our days in Japan. 

We don’t have really any idea where to go, what the different areas offer or really where we can go to find jobs.  We go into the first backpacker place we see to see if they can be of any help.

“Oh shu’a mate, I can getcha a jyob; I can getch’uu sta’ted at fo’a pm todai pickin’ frui’t.”  (That is my attempt at typing ’aussie’)

Fruit Picking?  Does this outfit say fruit picking?  I don’t think so mate.

We see a bank.  Hey!  I need a bank account!  I walk in.  No one approches me, and it’s too white and the line up is long.

“Leah, I don’t like this bank, let’s go.”

Walking down the street I spot: Commonwealth Bank.

Ping Pong!

That’ll do!  It’s pretty much meant for me!  Whadup sister country!

I like this bank.  The bank teller answers all of my questions, even though they are completly bank non related.  She tells me where I can print a resume, where restaurants are, where temp agencies are, websites and exchange rates (ok, that one was bank related).  Aussies are so nice!  I feel so accomplished!  I have a bank account!  There’s no money in it, but, I have a bank account!!  Now I need money!  But to get money, I need a job!  I say goodbye to the bank teller and thank her for her kindness.

We set out again and I spot a bookstore…I’ve always wanted to work in a bookstore.  We walk in empty handed and leave with (no, not a job) a book.  (I’m really excited about this book though, I have been dying to read it ever since the summer of 2005 when I lived in Vancouver and it was always taken out at the library and I couldn’t ever find it at a second hand bookstore and i couldn’t afford to buy books from Chapters and also it comes highly suggested by many people-see Digs where I will talk about it).

Alright!  Back to the job hunt!  We walk down the popular Queen St., not too much there, a shoe store is hiring, but they say to go online, go figure.  We walk into the south bank, but its tough to walk places when you don’t exactly know where to go… you know there’s that street down somewhere where artists, musicians and students hang out in groovy coffee shops and funky restaurants and second hand clothing shops, but you just aren’t sure which street to turn down, or how many of them or left or right or over the bridge or behind the uni… ugh.

“Leah, I miss the bank teller, she was so nice.”

“I bet, I walked into the bank and saw you with your head in your hands and your elbows on the counter just chatting and I started to wonder if you had forgotten about me, but then i figured, of course you aren’t just hanging out in the bank forgetting about me.”

We decide to stop in an information place (i know, i know, good idea girls) find some pamphlets to shove into our purse and make our way to the advertised Valley.  Once there we realize we’re actually starving, it’s about 6pm, and usually that means happy hour.

“We’re really good at looking for jobs.” Leah says too me while finishing our shared pizza as I sip the remains of my pint of beer.

“Yah I know.”

“We have new books.”

“MMMhhmmm.  And an empty bank account.”

Day one finished.





Flight of the Moron

27 01 2009

Music: Get Shaky- The Ian Carey Project

(top forty, but I don’t care, i like it)

Well, well, well, well.  Guess what this girl did.

Oh, Lindzy (this is what I would say to myself if I could rise out of my body, turn to myself and speak), you really need to shape up.  This isn’t south East Asia anymore; making mistakes doesn’t cost you pennies, it costs you dollars.  Many dollars.  Dollars you don’t have little pumpkin (nice pat on head).  So, next time you have a flight, quadruple check your ticket smart ass.  *Smack*! (That was a well deserved hit upside the head delivered by me, for me).

Maybe you can already guess the following story, but for those of you who don’t know me well enough, allow me to ellaborate.

First, if you could please go back to two posts ago, titled: “He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwhich”, published on January 18th.  Got it?  Remember?  Good.

So, I stayed with the boys and girls at 4 Brassie in the beautiful Bondi for another week (or was it two?  it’s all a smoky blur…).  I know!!, they are amazing!  Who else could put up with this head case for more than two weeks?!  (I only know of my parents, grandparents and Alice st…).  Anyways, even though I was pretty pissed about missing a flight (I’m not exactly made of money…), it wasn’t all that bad… Bondi Beach is not too shabby for Miss Lindz.

Bondi Beach, Sydney, AustraliaBeauty eh?  Unfortunately, I do need to leave.  It’s finally time to see who I came to see, Nat and Leah.  They are up in the boonies (where I’m supposed to be)  and very hard to get a hold of.  We decide on an approximate time that we should all meet in Brisbane, and since flights are only getting more expensive the longer I wait, I book a flight for the following week.

My options are: Thursday 6 am or Saturday 10 pm.  Obviously I choose Saturday night!  There is no way I can miss a late flight!  Shuttles, trains, buses, taxis, all will be running and I will definitely be awake.

The few days before my flight I hear it from the house.

“I’m gonna wake up Sunday morning, and Lindzy’s bags are still gonna be here.”

“Are you sure your flight is Saturday night?”

“Are you sure your flight is at 10pm?”

“You’re not leaving Sydney.”

More and more negative comments my way almost all week.  There are two German guys, Marc and Till, staying at the house as well.  They offer to give me a ride to the airport on Saturday evening.  Perfect!  Everything is just going peachy good :) .  I joke around with the house, their time has come!  Lindzy free!

Saturday night rolls around.  I hug everyone goodbye (yah, again) and the Germans and I head to the airport.

At the airport:

“Where ya headed?”  Virgin airlines staff member.

“Brisbane!”

“Um, when?”

“Ten?”

“Sorry love, our last flight left at 8, are you sure your flight is with us?”  She says with that “oh shit, your an idiot and you’ve just missed your flight and I feel bad for you” apologetic face.

“Fuck!  Sorry!  Fuck!  No, this can’t be happening.”  That’s when it hits me, quickly, like in a dream, 8 pm comes into my head, in military time thats 20:00, which is when my flight leaves, and 10 pm in military time is 22:00 and not 20:00.  This all took about two seconds for me to realize and to be embarrassed enough to keep mystupid mouth shut.

“What’s your name?”

“Ugggh.  Humphreys.  Fuck, fuck, sorry…”  I mutter the last sentence, but apologize for my french.

“Oh yah, Lindzy?  Yah, your flight was at 8.”  Thanks Miss Helpfull Information.

I start crying.  “Shit, this is the second flight I have missed with you guys, man I have the worst luck.  I cannot go back to the house I was at, they were all making fun of me for missing my flight, and now I’ve missed another one, and they all took bets that i’d miss this one, and I’m so embarrased and is there anything I can do?”  I blabber on and on about something they probably don’t give two shits about, but apparently my sad story works.

The two girls mutter under their breaths and discuss something.  My heart leaps up in hope!  I see shrugging shoulders and head nods and:

“Yah let’s just put her on a flight tomorrow.  What time can you go tomorrow?”

“What?!?!  Really?!?!  Oh my god–”

“Shhh, I have to do this quickly before my supervisor comes.”

“Oh my god, you are the greatest people ever.  Good things are going to happen to you.”  Good things better happen to this girl.

She smiles and says no worries.  No worries?!!?  She’s just saved me $100!!!  But there is one thing she can’t save… my dignity.

“Soo, does this airport close?  Like… can I stay here?”

“Sorry, it closes at eleven, but it opens at 4 am!”  She’s got that apologetic look on her face again.

Whimper. “I don’t wanna go back to that house… i’m so gonna get ripped into.”

She books my new flight and reminds me 9 times that it is at nine am the next morning.  In the vault!  Now time to relinquish whatever is left of my dignity.

“Hey Rich… guess what….”

And it starts.  I get Marcs phone number from the boys to get him to turn his big yellow van around and come get me so that I can walk back into that house with my head hanging in shame.  He does and I do.  Of course, every household member is present for the occasion, and everyones got something to say.  Can’t blame them really.  I’d be more upset if I didn’t get a free new flight the next day.  I heard it all.  All of them offered to set all of their alarms to ensure that I 100% made it for my flight the next day.  They also threatened to start taking bets on whether or not I would actually ever make the flight.  Marc offered me another ride.  Tom put me to sleep with bed time stories, all starring me, all about how stupid I am.

note: I did catch my plane the next day.





G’Day Mate!

25 01 2009

Music: DJ Mehdi

I’m in Australia! Its very English! Like, as in everyone speaks English (I was in Asia for about a year and a half) … also the supermarkets are huge and also, everything is really expensive, like Japan expensive.  Apparently it’s not a crime to sell apples for a dollar in more than one country.  Laaame.

But also, everything is really beautiful. The beach is crazy beautiful, the waves are always perfect looking, the sky is always the most incredible blue (err, except today….). Also everyone looks like they belong on the beach.  Even babies are more tan than me.  I think they were born with sunglasses on their faces.  It also appears as though Billabong has thrown up over the whole country.  So many flowered board shorts!!  I bet nobody here has to pay for highlights, just let the sun work its magic!  Thank god for that hole in the ozone layer which just happens to fall right over Australia!  I won’t have to touch up my roots for ages!!

I haven’t done too much while here, but at the same time I’m having a really good time. It’s only been one week, but prices are way steeper than South East Asia and sometimes I forget (like when I’m drunk, and it’s friday night, and I’m dancin’ in da’ club and someone asks me if I want to get a drink and… ya… next thing you know it’s four am, which is how late some places stay open here!  Likin’ it, liiiikin’ it).  ConsequentlyI have to sometimes choose to do nothing since, I can definitely afford that.  (“Wanna play cards guys?  Guys wanna play cards?”).

It’s crazy that they don’t have winter here and  I keep thinking that September is soon cause it feels like July and the stores are offering their back to school sales, so I get confused when I see Christmas sale items at the cash register and old leftover decorations of Santa.

Everyday the beach is packed, and its right in town.  I just have to take a stroll out of my friends place, take a walk down a busy street full of asian influenced restaurants, health food stores that smell of incense, overpriced secondhand book shops, very overpriced but very fashionable clothing stores and about a million little IGAs, and I’m at one of the most famous beaches in all of the world: Bondi Beach.

Bondi Beach and Aussies

(Note: When I first got here, I asked the guy at the airport: “How do i get to Bon-dee beach?”  He laughs “What?!  What?  Did I say it wrong?”  He, and others in line laugh some more. “What?  Common, how do I pronounce it?”   “It’s pronounced Bon-die.”  Oh.  Yah that makes sense too. )

Australians are really nice though, that was my first impression, gathered so quickly at the airport where they pushed me to the front of lines and watched my baggage for me, even when they weren’t supposed too.  Actually, based on my recent situations, I reckon the aussies in the airports are probably the nicest aussies around (note: make friends with virgin airline staff.) They are also all going to have skin cancer in about ten seconds.  Now this is by no means me wishing ill thoughts on these beautiful people, its just that, well they are so dark!  And it’s so hot here!  And the hole in the ozone layer is not getting any smaller!  And all there is to do is go to the beach!  Beach, skin cancer, beach, skin cancer?  Its a tough scale.

Another good thing about Australia: Muuuuusiiic!!!  I was reading a “What to do in the city/This is free magazine” ‘zine the other day and there is a good, if not half decent show to go to everynight of the week!  Also, the music festivals look sick as!  The first weekend I was here there was a free show with awesome DJs that we rocked out too (for free!! ) including: A-Trak (word up Canada!!), DJ Mehdi, and Busy P.  It’s inspiring me to start making money asap so that I can start going to shows ASAP.  Even if not going to a show, we’ve been able to find half decent clubs with awesome DJs to keep us dancing till four in the morning.

DJ Mehdi in Sydney

What else?  It’s goofy to hear little kids with accents.

Last: The toilet flushes funny here.  Its true, and very noticeable.  You don’t think you’re going to notice something like that, but when you flush your first toilet, you’re like, oh.  So that’s what they meant.  (I’m glad i’ve finished off with this last note…)





He Just Smiled and Gave me a Vegemite Sandwich

18 01 2009

Music: techno stuff

Well, here I am!  Down under!  I booked a last minute flight one sunny tuesday afternoon in Bangkok, and left two days later.  Thursday night, I got into my last crazy cab (we agreed on meter, but the whole time he kept trying to get more money off of me, as well as marry me, as well as make me talk to his American friend on his celly) and he got me safely, with plenty of time to spare, to the Bangkok international airport.  I met a few aussies while boarding the carrier and luckily I was seated next to an adorable, Brad Pitt look alike aussie.  I had a laptop, he had heaps of burned movies from Thailand, put my newest tofu in the middle, and you’ve got yourself a decent movie time.

Lookin Down Under...the wing

I arrived in Melbourne and had to run like a mad woman around the unfamiliar airport trying to get my connecting flight.  I made it with 10 minutes to spare.  Phew!  And the guy on the plane gave me three apples!!  And they tasted so good!

The Sydney airport was a bit of a mess… why do I always forget to exchange my money before hand?!  The place wanted to charge me ten dollars for a travellers cheque!!  Can you believe that madness?!  Luckily they exchanged my remaining Baht and I had enough money to telephone Rich (of Rich and Tom from Thailand) and get a shuttle bus out there way.

There house is amazing and full of the most interesting characters!  Five boys, two girls, two couples, four English, one Kiwi, one Austrian and one Australian.  They are all really nice and remind me of my times at Alice St with the crew.  They have family dinners (which are always incredibly extravagant) and drink together on old couches in the yard.  Feels like being back in Uni… just as poor, just as drunk :) .  Actually, one of the roomates, Lyndon,I had met in Laos one night a few months back.  Small world.

I was supposed to leave on a plane to Cairns to go see Leah and Natalie early Tuesday morning (you can already smell trouble can’t you?  No one is “supposed” to catch a plane… you have to catch a plane, and if you don’t, you’re an effing knob.)

We went out for one last meal, the restaurant was sporting a little BYO so we BYO’d a bottle of wine… a box of wine later (that was after the bottle… and some beers… you see it all going downhill don’t you?  Effing hell… retrospect…)  we called a cab company to come get me in a few hours.  It was due to pick me up at four am.  I held onto Andy’s phone and decided to shut my eyes for an hour… Yep, I had one hour to go and I decided to shut my eyes, typical.

I get a lovely knock on the door and I wake up with a start.  First bad sign:sun is shinning brightly.  Second bad sign: the phone in my hand says, one missed message. I know what that stupid soundless message is gonna say.  YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE.

Actually what it says is that “You’re an asshole that has just missed her taxi ‘wake up call’ , her ride to the airport and therefore, her flight.  Sucka’.” Yah well, screw you too.

Andy helped me call the airline, since I was busy throwing the ef word around like a sailor (I’m not actually sure if sailors swear a lot, but I’m gonna use the expression anyway) and stomping my feet three year old style.  I stopped briefly and was handed the phone.  “Yah sure, we can put you on a flight at ten am…for four hundred dollars.”  Piss off.

We hung up, as the fact that I had forfited my ticket was not going to change.  Andy grabbed my hand and said “Fuck it, why do you want to go to Cairns anyway?  I’ll show you why you wanna stay in Sydney.”  That being said, still in last nights clothing and red wine stained lips, barefoot and bleary eyed, we walked down to the beach.  He bought me an espresso and Andy told me stories about his childhood, and how he’s friends with Pete Doherty, even has his number in his phonebook.  So cool.  We met these crazy coked out Hungarians, went and got another coffee and after enough views of the beach, the ocean, the waves, the beautiful sunrise, keen joggers and surfers, we headed back to the house to paint some pictures in the backyard and have some beer.  The plane flight was almost out of my mind.

After a quick nap, I joined Andy and Simon’s drunken 12 pm talk in the living room.  Simon agreed that I was not “meant” to go to Cairns.  After forced tequila shots (what?), I got ready for mine and Andy’s day out.  Since he was drunk, it was up to me to drive his super rad car, an old 70’s Kingswood.  Probably not the best choice since I had had no sleep and they drive on the wrong side of the road (or as the Brits would say: the right side) and I hadn’t driven in a year and a half… maybe longer.  Andy insists that I’m the best driver though, so I couldn’t have been that bad (yes, I always take the word of people that are drunk before four o’clock; if you can’t trust them, who can you trust?).

We went to pick up a video of his wedding (don’t ask) and then for a very scenic drive of the beautiful city of Sydney.  We then got beers and baked rolls filled with Vegemite (the popular salty Australian spread–it’s no peanut butter) and headed to the beach for yet another fabulous view.  We watched sea planes fly in, birds fly by and talked shit about Cairns.

Andy and I

We finished off the day by picking up a 2/4 on the way home and drinking beers with the rest of the roomates.

So yah, so far I’m liking Australia :)





Leaving Asia Asian

10 01 2009

I have left Asia! I felt good and ready and alright about it all, but obviously I am super sad to say see you! Asia will always be on my mind though, like I could help it! There were so many differences that I became acustomed too, I think I’ll experience a little culture shock going back to the western world. For example:

1. The toilets: i’ve grown highly comfortable with the squaters. When I’m faced with a western toilet, I feel strange backing into it and having to actually make contact with it.

2. Drinks in Bags: or take out food in bags. I was given the option the other day in Bangkok: cup or bag. I automatically chose bag. So handy! One can just hold it in your hand along with all your shopping bags! No fumbling with that cup buisiness.

3. Street Food: I know we have a few hot dog stands around cities, but those can never compare to the delicious street food in Asia. From Japans Tako Yaki and Okonomiyaki to Thailands fruit and Phad Thai, I have never had such delicious, cheap and easy take out food.

4. Presents: When I left Katrina and Jasons place in Bangkok, I left them a little gift and couldn’t stop myself from thinking of a little gift for Tom and Rich for letting me stay with them in Sydney. Everyone gives presents in Asia when you leave or go somewhere or do something. Even when Ashleigh came to Thailand to see me, her list of people she haaad to get gifts for back in Japan was ever so long.

5. Bowing: A car let me cross in Sydney and I bowed and put my hands in prayer position (what they do in Thailand). I hope that doesn’t continue….it’s kind of embarrassing…

6. Seat Belts: what seat belt? I’m so getting a ticket one day…

7. Motos: I got in a car to go to the liquor store with the boys in Sydney. That was strange for two reasons: a) I didn’t have to hop on the back of a moto and b) I couldn’t just go to the convini to get alcohol.

8. Bartering: I got the guy at the airport to give me a deal on my shuttle bus from the airport to North Bondi. Maybe this habit will benefit me!

9. Rice: If I never see rice again, I won’t be sad.

10. Forks: I ate with a fork the other week and spilt food all over me. Chopsticks, I can handle and walk away clean. Explain that. I reckon asking for chopsticks at restaurants in Australia will not produce results.

11. Cold Showers: Kat and Jason had two showers. One hot one cold, I chose the cold shower every morning. They are surprisingly refreshing and delightful.

12. Hair: I get strange looks for putting my bangs in a pony on top of my head.





Yes! I Want Massage!

7 01 2009

Music: Crank That Soldier Boy

I’m gonna keep this short and sweet.  This is just to give you an idea of Jess, Ashleigh and my holiday in Thailand.  So the girls arrived almost at the same time to Thailand.  Ashleigh came from Japan for her winter break from Amity and Jess came from Australia for a little stopover before going home to Canada.  PS.  This is the first time in a year that Jess and I have seen each other… as Jess said, “Last time I saw you was August 24th 2007 at 4 am before you went to the airport to go to Japan.  We were drunk.”

Day One:

Jess and I had to wait for Ashleigh so we spent the day catching up on heaps of lost time.  We did this over (in order):

  1. coffee
  2. shopping
  3. massages
  4. pedicures
  5. shopping
  6. drinks
  7. dinner
  8. predrinking/getting girly for da club
  9. dance party

Day Two:

Ash arrives!!!  7 am!!!

  1. Catch up/squeal/christmas gifts (thanks Greer and Corinne and Ashleigh and Jess!!!!!)
  2. shower
  3. Beach
  4. beers on beach
  5. shopping
  6. massage
  7. dinner
  8. sleep

Day 3:

  1. beach
  2. shopping
  3. massage
  4. drinks
  5. dinner
  6. drinks
  7. dance party

Day 4:

This is where we head to another island to meet up with Katrina and Jason and party at the legendary Full Moon Party on Koh Phangan, an island about 5 km from Koh Samui.

This party was insane.  I’ve never seen anything like it!  There was about 30 000 people totally inebriated rockin out to seven different dance parties along a beautiful beach on Koh Phangan.   They were either drunk off of the ever famous thai whisky buckets, or hallucinating from mushroom shakes, purchased from the equally famous mushroom mountain.  I’m sure there were other drugs, but I myself didn’t see any.  I’m certain there were more because of the way people were dancing to techno…E anyone?

We partied all night and spent the next two days on our beautiful beach resort.  It was amazingly beautiful!  Even a fairy tale swing that sailed us over the blue ocean.  I’d complain that the weather wasn’t the best, but I don’t believe I have the right to complain one bit.

The weather did turn though, and we spent one miserable day at the port being told that a boat was coming, it was just taking a while because the waves were terrible.  After ten hours, at 9 pm they informed us that no boat would come… no shit.  There goes a trip to Koh Tao.  Again though, when things are this good, you can’t really complain.  The port wasn’t so bad, we met (millions) of aussies (got some good advice) and drank beers and because we had to stay another night went back down to the beach party to dance our stresses away.

We were desperate for a place to stay so we ended up staying with the first person who offered us there basement room to sleep in for a decent price.  It didn’t have a lock on the door, I was so paranoid I ended up bringing my laptop down to the beach.  So annoying.  But, after the stories I have heard, I was not risking Bang (laptops name).

The next day we made it to Koh Samui… late :( .  No worries though!  Just in time for another dance party at the Green Mango (mmtssmmtssmmtss). 

The last days in Thailand have been spent in Bangkok at Jason and Katrina’s place.  Basically we have gone ape shit on the shopping.  I figure i need new clothes for OZ….. Australia!!!  Sydney!!!  EEEE!!!